Just woke up from a dream where I was in the club VIP with 2hollis wearing matching Hedi Slimane fits and he said “look at this” and showed me the ETH chart on his phone and it was at $50,000 and then Jeans dropped

*They’re* conditioning you to sell the next leg up and I cannot stress enough how much you should absolutely not do that twin

They want ur coins man. You dont think they bought every influencer’s account on here to manipulate and shake you out? You dont think that cute girl you just met works for BlackRock? Lol. You dont think the bankers tapped every electronic in your house? DO NOT SELL NO MATTER WHAT

A study has shown that Skrillex's song 'Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites' reduced the number of mosquito bites among bugs exposed to the dubstep track

If I was in charge of the Coinbase VIP care packages everyone would get something dope like a Bape hoodie with your private keys written in diamonds across the back

If I was in charge of the Coinbase VIP care packages the hoodies would of been printing on Bape sharkhead hoodies with your private keys written across the back in old English or something dope like that

We should of never gave tradfi boomers a hit of the coins man lmaooooo

This girl just asked me if normal people even know that there are cycles or if they’ll just buy stuff that’s going up when they see it and it hit me like a roundhouse to the face

I wanna pick the worst coin that has absolutely zero chance of going up and make it my entire personality for the next 3 months

Muting any account on my feed that even hints at taking profits in the next 180 days