Austin, TX (minutes ago) Complete meltdown by Waymo! Vehicle challenges entire line of cars to head-on collision. Finally gives up and abandones passenger in construction zone. Standing by for a full report from @GerberKawasaki who recently confirmed that the Waymo service was perfect and that no one is close. @RealDanODowd will be demanding that this system be shut down and banned immediately. @ZacksJerryRig is expected to make neanderthal grunting noises. #FullRetard #NeedIntelligence #SunsetProject